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Sat Feb 04 23:23 2012 from TweetDeck

Curry delivered. The Raj Moni will NOT BE STOPPED. Now. A film.

Sat Feb 04 21:00 2012 from TweetDeck

From Belfast. Wearing Orange. Let's hope he doesn't score a Catholic. #tekmeoot

Sat Feb 04 20:04 2012 from TweetDeck

So. A test. It started to snow. We ordered a takeaway. Come on, Britain - let's see you cope.

Sat Feb 04 19:57 2012 from TweetDeck

The Kia Picanto, indeed. They might as well have called it The Kia Lambrini, painted it pink, given it eyebrows and had done with it.

Sat Feb 04 19:57 2012 from TweetDeck

Frequently Requested Answers

There are a number of Often Asked Questions which people put to me by one means or another (email, twitter, shouting it across the street, carving it into the bark of a tree in a park near a venue I'm playing at, baking the letters in cake form and sending them individually via my agent over a period of months, etc. etc.) So I thought it might be an idea to provide you with a list of Frequently Requested Answers.

Here they are, in no particular order other than the one I remembered them in. read more...