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Sat Feb 04 23:23 2012 from TweetDeck

Curry delivered. The Raj Moni will NOT BE STOPPED. Now. A film.

Sat Feb 04 21:00 2012 from TweetDeck

From Belfast. Wearing Orange. Let's hope he doesn't score a Catholic. #tekmeoot

Sat Feb 04 20:04 2012 from TweetDeck

So. A test. It started to snow. We ordered a takeaway. Come on, Britain - let's see you cope.

Sat Feb 04 19:57 2012 from TweetDeck

The Kia Picanto, indeed. They might as well have called it The Kia Lambrini, painted it pink, given it eyebrows and had done with it.

Sat Feb 04 19:57 2012 from TweetDeck