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Sat Feb 04 23:23 2012 from TweetDeck
Curry delivered. The Raj Moni will NOT BE STOPPED. Now. A film.
Sat Feb 04 21:00 2012 from TweetDeck
From Belfast. Wearing Orange. Let's hope he doesn't score a Catholic. #tekmeoot
Sat Feb 04 20:04 2012 from TweetDeck
So. A test. It started to snow. We ordered a takeaway. Come on, Britain - let's see you cope.
Sat Feb 04 19:57 2012 from TweetDeck
The Kia Picanto, indeed. They might as well have called it The Kia Lambrini, painted it pink, given it eyebrows and had done with it.
Sat Feb 04 19:57 2012 from TweetDeck
New London date
Monday December 07, 2009Hello, you. My, you look well. Have you had a new haircut, or something? It’s a what? Is it? Well, you would never be able to tell. That was certainly an unexpected benefit of thawing relations with Russia, wasn’t it?
Anyway, enough about you. I just wanted to let you know that due to Steadily Reasonable Public Demand a second date at the Bloomsbury Theatre, London has just been added to my tour. Yes. I know. So, it’s Sunday 14th March 2010. There are still a couple of tickets left for the first one on Saturday 13th February, too.
Thanks to Scientific Progress and Modern Life you can roll over those dates to be taken to the page where the new-fangled, computer equivalent of a Nice Lady will sell you some tickets.