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Okay. My teammates have decided they like 'We Thought This Was A Disco' best. Sorry, @IanMartin. Sad emoticon.

Fri May 18 18:58 2012 from Tweetbot for iOS

Maybe: "All of you. On the floor. Now."

Fri May 18 18:39 2012 from TweetDeck

Cos there's Derek.

Fri May 18 18:36 2012 from TweetDeck

If we were a very bad all-female quz team I'd call us The Chapless Arses. But we're not.

Fri May 18 18:36 2012 from TweetDeck

RT @An07G: @mrchrisaddison omnishamblers <- You're fired. Get out.

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My Funniest Year

Thursday March 10, 2011
Good day, good people.

Free tickets time again. This time for that long-neglected part of the world, London. They never get anything do they? Aaaaanyway... On the 30th March I'm going to be recording a show at The Hackney Empire for Channel 4 called 'My Funniest Year'. It's a sort of live, funny (well, you'll be the judge of that) clip show with me doing bits on the stage and that. There are three in the series; I'm doing one, Al Murray and Jack Whitehall are doing the others.

So, look. You can come along and watch and laugh for free, if you like. There are a limited number of priority tickets that can be got by using the correct password. I'm sending it out to you lot on the mailing list first, naturally, but the Hackney Empire's a big place, so in a couple of days I'll give it out on Facebook and Twitter, too.

Here's how you get them:

1. Go to the Standing Room Only website at: www.sroaudiences.com

2. Go to the 'Current Shows' section, where you'll find a link to 'My Funniest Year'.

3. In the 'Comments' section of the application bit, put the word 'Walrus' and you should get priority seating.

4. Turn up in good time on 30th March.

5. Have a drink in the bar.

6. Sit down.

7. Laugh.

8. Laugh a bit louder than that.

9. Laugh just as hard when I have to do the retakes and you've already heard the joke.

10. Get a bit drunk in the pub after.

11. Go to Chicken Cottage.

12. Get rid of the taste about three days later.

Obviously you don't have to do all of those, but I'd definitely recommend Nos. 1-4 and 7-9 inclusive.

UPDATE -

Mr Addison is doing two warm-up shows before recording the show.

24th March -The Boat Show, the Comedy Club on board The Tattershall Castle. Book tickets from http://www.wegottickets.com/event/112451

28th March - The White Bear Theatre, 138 Kennington Park Rd,  SE11 4DJ Tickets are free of charge and first come first served. Email myfunniestyear@twofour.co.uk to request tickets.
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