Hello, you. Welcome to my new website.

It's comprehensive!

It's got all the things you would expect a website like this to have.  For example, if you clink on the link marked 'Live Dates' you will be taken to a page called 'Live Dates' which contains information about any what we in the industry call 'live dates' that I may have coming up.  If you click on the link marked 'Video' this will take you to a page called 'Video' which-  Well, I expect you get the idea.

It's eco-friendly!

We here at chrisaddison.co.uk (that's me and Tris, who knows what all the buttony things on the keyboard bit do) have been careful to make looking after the environment our very first priority and that is why every single page of text on this website has been constructed using only twenty-six letters.  A remarkable achievement, we think you will agree.  Count them if you don't believe us.

It's live!

Unlike all other websites, this one is coded on a real-time basis, meaning that every time you click a link someone has to make a new version of the page it links to then and there.  Even as you read this, Team chrisaddison.co.uk are waiting to spring into action.  Well, it'll just be Tris by now.  I'll be at home watching Doctors, I would think.

And don't forget!  Every time you click on a link some money goes to charity!

No, hang on, wait.  I don't want you to get the wrong idea here.  Just to be clear: it's not that I give some money to charity every time you click a link, it's just statistically likely that every time you click a link a charity's getting some money off someone somewhere.  I haven't done the maths, or anything, but it stands to reason, doesn't it?

Cheers,

Chris

Small Print:

1) Other comedians' websites are available.  It's just I don't benefit from those in any way, so stick around, yeah?

2) Your home may be at risk if you leave the front door open.